20 dilemmas

Funny

Funny would you rather questions work best when both answers are a little ridiculous. These 20 trade superpowers with catches, lifelong food bans and theme songs that play when you walk into a room — good for a group chat, a long queue or a sleepover.

All the questions

1. Sing everything you say or Dance everywhere you walk
2. Have a rewind button for your life or Have a pause button for your life
3. Never use emojis again or Only ever text in emojis
4. Sneeze glitter or Hiccup bubbles
5. Speak every human language or Talk to animals
6. Always be ten minutes late or Always be two hours early
7. Have a theme song that plays when you walk in or Have a laugh track for every joke you make
8. Eat only sweet food forever or Eat only salty food forever
9. Live in a treehouse or Live on a houseboat
10. Fly, but only a metre off the ground or Turn invisible, but only when nobody's looking
11. Get free coffee for life or Get free pizza for life
12. Always know when someone's lying or Always know what your pet is thinking
13. Have your last ten searches shown at a party or Have your last ten photos shown at a party
14. Wear one color for the rest of your life or Wear a random costume every day
15. Be the funniest person in every room or Be the smartest person in every room
16. Live without music or Live without movies and shows
17. Speak only in rhymes for a day or Speak only in questions for a day
18. Give up your phone for a month or Give up sweets for a year
19. Go viral for a dance fail or Never go viral at all
20. Have a snooze button that adds one real hour or Have a fast-forward button for boring meetings